ATTENTION-SPAN

Episode One -  

(The Phantom Episode)

Air Date: November 1, 2007

Awkward situations involving porn made this pilot episode of Attention Span an instant classic.

The security guards discovered they were being recorded, and a certain demonic elevator was introduced to the world

Episode Two -  

(Attack of the Episode)

Air Date: November 9, 2007

A much darker episode, and a much darker synopsis, no question.

A sordid tale told in reverse yields an unlikely beginning. The Security Guards remain steadfast in their their incompetence while a certain elevator gets it's first taste of human blood.

Episode Three -  

(Revenge of the Episode)

Air Date: November 16, 2007

A new business venture proves chaotic, leaving the newest addition to the team feeling slightly beaten down.

A certain elevator gets no respect, while our security guards connect with each-other on a much deeper level. 

Episode Four -

(A New Episode)

Air Date: November 23rd, 2007

B-Roll gets a load off his chest, as usual, while a certain elevator's cousin gets his chance to shine.

The doctors and nurses of Previously On / Next Week discover ulterior motives, and a brand new telephone service is unleashed upon the world. 

Episode Five -  

(The Episode Strikes Back)

Air Date: November 30th, 2007

A certain elevator deals with demons from his past, while our security guards deal with an international cult icon.

The show reaches new, gut-busting heights with an action packed thrill ride. 

Episode Six -

(Return of the Episode)

Air Date: December 7th, 2007

This week we are introduced to a landlord with an unusual addiction, while B-roll tackles an age-old problem.

Meanwhile, the Security guards blow it again, and a certain elevator catches up with an old friend. 

Episode Seven -  

(Yippee-ki-yay, Mother Episode)

Air Date: December 14th, 2007

This week the Security guards turn over a new leaf, while a certain elevator defuses a potentially dangerous situation.

B-Roll tackles issues deep from his heart, and the world makes room for a cat with a fever - Catopher Walken. 

Episode Eight -

(The Episode Before Christmas)

Air Date: December 21st, 2007

Attention Span pulls out the old cliché: a Christmas episode. Awesome! B-Roll spreads holiday cheer like no other and a certain elevator takes a vacation.

Kevin MacCallister from the Home Alone films starts his own business that is doomed to fail. Merry Christmas everyone! 

(The One With the Episode)

Air Date: December 28th, 2007

This week a certain elevator meets a certain asshole, the security guards get some reading done and the doctors of Previously On/Next Week go through some drama.

We are also introduced to some of the crap that will be hitting our screens next year.

(The Final Episode?)

Air Date: January 4, 2008

Attention Span wraps up its first season with a bang! The security guards discover the meaning of life, while a certain elevator gets some closure.

A loving homage to HBO's 'Flight of the Conchords' finishes things off. Thanks for watching!